New Dead Poets Society Blankets

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Are you a part of the full moon society? A club specifically for people who feel a little more wild during the night... Especially those who have a craving for flesh when the sun goes down.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired shirt design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

Hardness the immortal potent energy of the gay undead with this chromatically gay lich that is as spooky as they are radiant.

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Unicorn, alicorn, pony??... No, clearly not. A beast from the cthullu mythos, summoned from the book of the dead! A Necronomicorn!

All you youngters beware, for Krampus isn't the only holiday monster you need to worry about. If you hear a pitiful meow in the dead of the night, it means you didn't appreciate those socks grandma gave you for christmas. They could be the only thing saving you from Jlaktturinn...

Get some laughs with this punny pattern featuring famous Poet Edgar Allan Poe as the oceanic God Poseidon!

This one's for those that think flowers don't reach their full potential until they're wilting and dead. Sometimes there's beauty in the morose.

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired blanket / home decor design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

I'm exhausted, like dead tired! Play dead like a possum and get some beauty sleep or take a nap with this cute and funny, possum pun blanket / home decor.

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.

A variant of the "Feline and Divine" design with Bastet, this features Anubis, the jackal-headed Egyptian god of the dead and mummification. This design is perfect for Egyptology nerds and dog lovers alike!

To Quoth the raven master himself. Reality is a strange relevance. Poe was an awesome poet with vivid visuals in his writing. So if you're someone who like reading poetry, Poe, and spooky things this blanket design is for you.

This old-fashioned nature illustration inspired snake holds a laurel branch in its tail, which is a symbol for victory and used to be awarded to poets and musicians for great accomplishments in art! A perfect edgy pattern for rocking out to your favorite band, whether you're into indie shows, folk rock, acoustic rock, or any other artsy music!

There's no use trying to conform to social standards and what others expect from you. Be happy with who you are and what you can do and that way you know you'll be real unlike all those fakers and plastic people.

Catherine was right, Love is dead, choose your ending well with this sleepless sheep video game themed design!

Bright young women are sick of swimming in the current of a patriarchal society. They are ready to stand! Smash the patriarchy with your fins with this feminist, mermaid blanket.

Mourn the death of your hopes and dreams because you are slowly drowning in student loans because you were foolish enough to want to go to college and get an education. perfect for keeping in your dorm room to soak up all your tears from finals week and all the other stress of your life.

Make your own band of thieves, lost children and rebels with this Lost Boys Pater Pan design! Live by your own rules because social norms aren't for people like you.

Truth speaks and dead men don't. Fight with this femist quote against the inequality of the patriarchy with this dead men can't cat all design!

Done for in the deep sea with a send off of a kiss from a mermaid. Best way to go though right? Embrace it with this deep sea mermaid and diver lovers design!

F*** gender roles in this patriarchal society. Break down the walls gender roles have established in this pretty, pink and feminist blanket.

F*** society's image of beauty, beauty cannot be measured or weighed. All sizes are beautiful! Cuddle up to this sassy and cozy blanket and end body shaming!

What does it mean to be masculine or feminine? Society's standards for behavior and appearance are harmful to all genders. So F*** 'em. Who needs gender roles when we can have pizza rolls?

What does it mean to be masculine or feminine? Society's standards for behavior and appearance are harmful to all genders. So F*** 'em. Who needs gender roles when we can have pizza rolls?

What does it mean to be masculine or feminine? Society's standards for behavior and appearance are harmful to all genders. So F*** 'em. Who needs gender roles when we can have pizza rolls?